The Virgin jokes

When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.

The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.