Space exploration jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.