Space exploration

Space Exploration Jokes

People

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

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  • Water

    They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

    Toilet Paper

    What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

    Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

    Uranus

    I wish my name was Voyager 2...

    So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

    Uranus

    My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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  • NASA

    Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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  • NASA

    If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?