Space exploration jokes
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0