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Hot pocket

1 year ago
A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"
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    • Distraction

    2 years ago
    A red and gold robot with glowing green eyes and a silver head is holding a burning red sword. The text on the image reads, "when you create a distraction that ends up saving the universe. Heor"
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    • Object

    2 years ago

    The Mathew scale

    The image shows four different versions of a person named Mathew, labeled "Smexy Mathew," "Master Mind Mathew," "Mathew High on Weed," and "Normal Mathew." Each is depicted with a warped or manipulated image, placed under a visual representation of curved spacetime. Text on the image reads, "Heaviest objects in the universe."
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    • Object

    2 years ago
    The image shows four images arranged in a grid with a black background. The text at the top of each column reads: 'The Him,' 'My Shit,' 'Super Smexy Spongebob,' and 'Light Switches.' Below these are, respectively, a yellow head with pecs, a Pou game image, a Spongebob image, and a light switch. At the bottom, it reads 'Heaviest Objects In The Universe'
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    Hairline

    3 years ago

    Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

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    • Chuck Norris

    8 years ago

    Sonic can run around the world in a second.

    In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

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    • KFC

    7 years ago

    What's the darkest point in the universe?

    The inside of a KFC.

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    • The Universe jokes