THE TERRORIST jokes

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!