THE TERRORIST jokes
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
