THE TERRORIST jokes
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
