THE TERRORIST jokes
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!