The Suicide jokes
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"