Me: what do you call 4 depressed kids
my friend: what?
me: the suicide squad
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
