The Suicide jokes

What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?

Hang in there!

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.