How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
