The Rock Johnson jokes
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
