The Rock Johnson jokes
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
