The Rock Johnson jokes

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉