The Flash jokes

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

"Never mind, it's too fast."

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."