Test tickles jokes

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

"Hee hee touched me."

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.