Test tickles jokes
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
"Hee hee touched me."
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.