Test Drive jokes

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"