Ten year old jokes

Priest

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Priest

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Paedophile

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Toaster

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

Community

Poll

I almost got Robbed when walking my dog and all I had was a ten year old with a knife and my brother with the dog while the roofers had a gun and knuckle brass what would you do in my situation (p.s. they were scared of me when I confronted them because I was taller)