Fighting Like Ten-Year-Olds

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  • uh what haooend

    why is there drama

    also, am i involved in it

    Noo, some shit abt rylee dating toast..I zont know

    Depresso_Espresso

    Me and madi got in a fight

    Shut the fuck up hoe, yk it was for good reason too

    Anonymous

    Noo, some shit abt rylee dating toast..I zont know

    are....we mad at rylee?

    bros entire face is streched out across the x axis

    Depresso_Espresso

    I'm back bitches

    Well get back in tht womb cus aint no one want your ass here 😂

    αmy

    are....we mad at rylee?

    yes were mad at rylee

    she dated me too

    Depresso_Espresso

    Nah at least I'm not black

    Black? Shit at least I’m not so god damn white I blend in with snow. Goodbye

    Comment deleted by ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    Anonymous

    Black? Shit at least I’m not so god damn white I blend in with snow. Goodbye

    Oooh

    With a that big ass forehead you be having, could land a whole ass helicopter on tht bitch

    Anonymous

    Black? Shit at least I’m not so god damn white I blend in with snow. Goodbye

    At least I don't blend in with the blackest black

    Heroin Monkey

    bros entire face is streched out across the x axis

    Whom is that?

    Heroin Monkey

    toast deserves better

    Shut

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Whom is that?

    The kaya bitch

    Heroin Monkey

    wdym isnt she hispanic

    I couldn't even Carr if I tried

    Im rubbing my tip all over your lips next time you take a nap

    Depresso_Espresso

    I couldn't even Carr if I tried

    You also couldn't type if you tried.

    Depresso_Espresso

    I couldn't even Carr if I tried

    You can’t try for shit in general, with your weak ass 💀👎🏼

    Toast ツ

    Im rubbing my tip all over your lips next time you take a nap

    Toast..😭

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    You also couldn't type if you tried.

    Omg typo 😮😮😮😮😮😮

    Depresso_Espresso

    Omg typo 😮😮😮😮😮😮

    You said “carr” stfu 💀

    Depresso_Espresso

    Omg typo 😮😮😮😮😮😮

    But you didn't see it.

    Cover your lips when you sleep

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    With a capital c too

    Exactly tf she on abt 😭

    Toast ツ

    Cover your lips when you sleep

    TOAST

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    But you didn't see it.

    No I couldnt care

    Toast ツ

    Cover your lips when you sleep

    I don't think people would be able to sleep now...

    Depresso_Espresso

    No I couldnt care

    So in what mindset do you think she gonna gaf too, and if you didn’t care you’d already been done left.

    Depresso_Espresso

    No I couldnt care

    That doesn't make you cool in most societies.

    Stop fucking with me kaya, because you knew damn well what you were putting yourself into tryna talk shit about what I am or not. So unless you wanna start more shit, be my guest. But until then stop talking

    αmy

    are....we mad at rylee?

    You guys shouldnt be

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    kinky~ (i was going to write that but sadly it wasn't)

    “MMM HARDER DADDY!~” “SON?! 😨”

    Toast ツ

    I cooked

    YYUUURRR

    What on earth did i jus4 read

    don’t worry abt it 😪

    Anonymous

    “MMM HARDER DADDY!~” “SON?! 😨”

    quotebook

    See, we get each other 😁

    Anonymous

    “MMM HARDER DADDY!~” “SON?! 😨”

    Poor Sir Pen though :( (he's too innocent to get the sex jokes)

    Toast ツ
    Image

    AND THEN A BIG OILED UP BLACK MAN SHAKES HIS BARE ASS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA

    Bro they’re so over dramatic

    Anonymous

    Bro they’re so over dramatic

    who

    whats goin on

    Can yall just make up it’s not that hard

    Heroin Monkey

    nah i just was getting infinite popcorn

    From whom or where...?

    wait ethan do you know who toasts mad at

    what happened?

    but my wje crew is weird so you gotta like refresh to see my new messages

    im still not even sure what happened lmao

    hi mal<3

    TL;DR everyone tried to save toast from Rylee by excessively insulting her and then Kaya came in and said something to Madi and Natalie and then everyone shifted over to insulting her

    im gooddd

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Whee how’d the drama go guys?

    jake do you endorse the trunk monkey

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    TL;DR everyone tried to save toast from Rylee by excessively insulting her and then Kaya came in and said something to Madi and Natalie and then everyone shifted over to insulting her

    "save toast"??

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    And it was just a whole fuckfest of drama lmao

    i can tell lmao

    RYLY

    im gooddd

    goood

    mal♡

    "save toast"??

    they all think imma hurt him nd they dont want me dating him

    wait who are the 4 ppl toast mentions on his post that needa apologize?

    madi wade nd herion idk the last one

    thats what i think the ppl are idk for sure though

    r u mad at me for dating him mal?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    TL;DR everyone tried to save toast from Rylee by excessively insulting her and then Kaya came in and said something to Madi and Natalie and then everyone shifted over to insulting her

    BRUH

    Personally I am absolutely appalled and utterly disgusted at the fact that you are in a relationship with him

    ok then yall can worry js leave our relationship be bro.

    im sick of the insults

    thats not gonna get us anywhere.

    How about NONE of us edate on a jokes website

    yeah im kinda worried too j cus young online relationships can be hard but i also respect that its your guys' decisions nd i cant do anything about it

    Anonymous

    How about NONE of us edate on a jokes website

    lmao

    nd im also not against it

    I’m not against it but um

    mal♡

    yeah im kinda worried too j cus young online relationships can be hard but i also respect that its your guys' decisions nd i cant do anything about it

    this is the aproach that wouldve been better thank you mal.

    RYLY

    this is the aproach that wouldve been better thank you mal.

    yeah np i totally get when ppl try to be bitches over dating

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I think it can be fun but you gotta be prepared for when it inevitably fails

    and we are but so far its going good.

    like my whole church is against my bf nd i being together j cus they can be

    so if yall can PLEASE just not say shit abt it thank you

    mal♡

    like my whole church is against my bf nd i being together j cus they can be

    why are they against is

    cus we're young

    nd "moving too fast"

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Me and Madi hit 6 months this month ☺️

    yayayayayayay

    I avoid any contact with the opposite gender for a reason

    this month will be a year since liam first told me he liked me

    mal♡

    this month will be a year since liam first told me he liked me

    but its been like 5 months since we actually got together

    that must be it

    maybe hes allergic to the feminine-ness of the opposite gender

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Maybe they’re gay

    maybe we're all closeted gays nd we j dont know it

    If I was gay how would you react

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    He’s allergic to cooties

    ewwww cootiesssss

    Anonymous

    If I was gay how would you react

    "oh"

    mal♡

    maybe we're all closeted gays nd we j dont know it

    Everyone’s a little queeeeer, why can’t she be a little straight

    (oh okay lmao i was confused for a sec)

    my brothers crying cus my dad is taking him somewhere semi formal nd my dad made him dress semi formally

    its not even bad like hes wearing dress shorts nd a nice sweater material sweatshirt w a button down shirt under it

    Heroin Monkey

    well jake we know youre gay for wade

    i think all the guys on this website is gay for wade

    mal♡

    its not even bad like hes wearing dress shorts nd a nice sweater material sweatshirt w a button down shirt under it

    oh thats not that bad

    mal♡

    i think all the guys on this website is gay for wade

    Yes lol

    RYLY

    oh thats not that bad

    it isnt but hes like throwing a tantrum over it

    yet he was fine w wearing it to church this morning 💀

    mal♡

    it isnt but hes like throwing a tantrum over it

    im over here js in shorts nd longsleeve shirt

    Anonymous

    Yes lol

    lmao at this point he might as well be 100% gay since hes pulling all the guys

    RYLY

    im over here js in shorts nd longsleeve shirt

    i hate wearing shorts lmao

    Anonymous

    HI GUYS

    HII

    Heroin Monkey

    ur brother look like this??

    thankfully not

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    This is what happens when you moderate a website and have a long distance girlfriend guys

    oml

    mal♡

    i hate wearing shorts lmao

    lmao im debating on changing bc the shorts are too big

    mine is long because i barely sleep

    RYLY

    lmao im debating on changing bc the shorts are too big

    lmao im wearing leggings nd an oversized tshirt nd a massive zip up sweatshirt

    also i kind of have a youtube channel and im always filming

    mal♡

    lmao im wearing leggings nd an oversized tshirt nd a massive zip up sweatshirt

    oooohhh

    brb imma change into sweat pants

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Ooh really?

    yes

    my last week average was 3 hours nd 5 minutes

    mal♡

    my last week average was 3 hours nd 5 minutes

    it would be higher if i used wje on my phone rather than my computer though

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    What’s the channel name?

    i don’t want to share that on here

    but maybe i will down the line i just don’t feel like showing my face rn

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Good idea

    Aren’t you edatinf

    im back

    hii leoo

    when i was in 3rd grade my friend nd i were convinced wed start a yt channel nd be famous one day lmao

    RYLY

    im back

    heyy

    my little sister is super excited cus shes wearing a lil dress thats says yay on it lmao

    Anonymous

    HOW TO NOT ARGUE

    It came to my race, I wasn’t gonna hold back as immature as that sounds.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Long distance ;)

    🤦‍♀️

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Long distance ;)

    lmao

    Anonymous

    It came to my race, I wasn’t gonna hold back as immature as that sounds.

    oh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Long distance ;)

    same shit

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    DON’T you “🤦‍♀️” ME, IT’S LONG DISTANCE!

    Bbuuutttt didn’t you guys meet onlineee?

    I don’t understand what the difference is

    Anonymous

    I don’t understand what the difference is

    me neither

    Toast ツ

    Ry

    hm

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    E dating is just a type of long distance

    Ooookkkayyyy, is there a possible chance I can e date Michael b Jordan ?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    But we’re not really e dating, now are we Natalie?

    I zont know

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Hit him up and see

    I already tried his insta dms multiple times. He blocked me.

    He’s playing hard to get 🙄

    Nnooo cus I blocked them first

    men are chill w me

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Dead cat

    not the catttt

    its hairy

    i love chobani

    guysssss my batteries are coming in tomorrow so i can finally use my keyboard againnnnn

    im so frickin excited

    ayayyaayyaayyayayaayayyayaayayayay

    im gladddd!!!

    my mom found out about the site and took my computer 😀

    she doesn’t give a fuck i said i was leaving

    damn..

    but she went through some of the posts and she makes inside jokes and you guys

    like she knows who jake and wade is

    Anonymous

    but she went through some of the posts and she makes inside jokes and you guys

    lmfaoo

    if she knew them?

    my mom can’t speak english she doesn’t know what tf yall are yapping about

    okok good

    would be bad if she did

    GUYS SO THERES A WEBSITE I USE FOR MUSIC CUS INSTEAD OF HAVING THE ACTUAL NOTES IT J HAS THE LETTERS (cus i cant read sheet music for the life of me)

    ALL THE SMALL THINGS

    BLINKKKK OMLLLLL

    those are the good songs

    RYLY

    BLINKKKK OMLLLLL

    IM SAD NOW CUS IT ONLY HAS THE BEGINNING

    imma cry now

    LIKE WTF IS THIS

    WHERES THE REST OF THE FUCKIN SONG

    mal♡

    LIKE WTF IS THIS

    “Turn the lights off, carry me home!” What?

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    “Turn the lights off, carry me home!” What?

    look up the lyrics, its actually rlly sweet

    it was written abt his gf

    nd im pretty sure he married her

    if i remember right

    yes he married her

    mal♡

    LIKE WTF IS THIS

    Why do the #s mean again? (What do you play then)

    RYLY

    yes he married her

    yess i remembered right

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Why do the #s mean again? (What do you play then)

    its piano, theyre sharp notes (the black ones)

    mal♡

    its piano, theyre sharp notes (the black ones)

    what u talking bout

    ooo i found cant help falling in love!

    mal♡

    its piano, theyre sharp notes (the black ones)

    ITS NOT JUST ON PIANO

    yeah ik, shy also asked what im playing

    i was saying what i was playing nd then specified what the # is

    mal♡

    i was saying what i was playing nd then specified what the # is

    also that song seems really easy to play

    AHHH THERES ALSO NUMB BY LINKIN PARK

    Heroin Monkey

    also that song seems really easy to play

    it is

    i j played it on my phone w no trouble

    which is saying smth cus piano is a PAIN on the phone

    Heroin Monkey

    i play the flute

    i dont have the patience to learn an instrument lmao

    which is why i do piano

    Y'all I just got off the millennium falcon ride at disney

    cus its easy af

    as long as you do simple songs ofc

    Kristian‽

    Y'all I just got off the millennium falcon ride at disney

    how was it

    Kristian‽

    Y'all I just got off the millennium falcon ride at disney

    did you fuck chewbacca

    Kristian‽

    Y'all I just got off the millennium falcon ride at disney

    Cool

    Kristian‽

    Fire

    nice

    I got to press buttons and pull levers

    OH I DID THAT ONE I THINK

    Kristian‽

    It's at Hollywlod studios

    yeah it seems familiar

    bacon is gross

    okay now brb fr this time lmao

    Kristian‽

    My stick is better than bacon

    WHYD YOU DRINK THAT CREATURES MILK? ITS GREEN! GOT ME SICK

    Now that's a fire Listen son Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick! My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick? I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon

    There was one about empire strikes back that was fire

    urdaddy😩😩😩

    YESS!!

    SONNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    I just watched 2 first order stormtroopers harass someone in a wheelchair

    Kristian‽

    I just watched 2 first order stormtroopers harass someone in a wheelchair

    What?

    Kristian‽

    I just watched 2 first order stormtroopers harass someone in a wheelchair

    ???

    Kristian‽

    I just watched 2 first order stormtroopers harass someone in a wheelchair

    based

    Sir Pentioussssss

    Wait who’s my son? You or the other guy?

    Me! He’s an imposter!

    urdaddy😩😩😩

    Nuh uh

    Yes you are you orangutan

    Unlike you, I have more than 0,000000000000001 IQ

    Have you ever had a maths lesson? I learnt that it 5th grade

    Simple math. I’m not going to explain it

    Depresso_Espresso

    Me and madi got in a fight

    The donkey names himself first, no offense intended.

    Heroin Monkey

    bros entire face is streched out across the x axis

    Heroin Monkey, that's enough, i guess. There is no need to distribute the photo here.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    TL;DR everyone tried to save toast from Rylee by excessively insulting her and then Kaya came in and said something to Madi and Natalie and then everyone shifted over to insulting her

    what

    Contradictory Partridge