Fighting Like Ten-Year-Olds

hey all i have is the popcorn

uh what haooend

drama a lot of it

Wsp

why

why is there drama

also, am i involved in it

Noo, some shit abt rylee dating toast..I zont know

Me and madi got in a fight

I'm back bitches

amy youre not involved

Shut the fuck up hoe, yk it was for good reason too

Nah at least I'm not black

are....we mad at rylee?

bros entire face is streched out across the x axis

#notblack

Well get back in tht womb cus aint no one want your ass here 😂

yes were mad at rylee

toast deserves better

shit

Hello

she dated me too

Black? Shit at least I’m not so god damn white I blend in with snow. Goodbye

Oooh

With a that big ass forehead you be having, could land a whole ass helicopter on tht bitch

At least I don't blend in with the blackest black

wdym isnt she hispanic

Whom is that?

kaya

Shut

The kaya bitch

The fuck

I couldn't even Carr if I tried

Upppp

Im rubbing my tip all over your lips next time you take a nap

You also couldn't type if you tried.

Ew

You can’t try for shit in general, with your weak ass 💀👎🏼

Toast..😭

Omg typo 😮😮😮😮😮😮

Heroin watch out

You said “carr” stfu 💀

With a capital c too

But you didn't see it.

Cover your lips when you sleep

Exactly tf she on abt 😭

TOAST

No I couldnt care

I don't think people would be able to sleep now...

Just heroin

Im coming for heroin

So in what mindset do you think she gonna gaf too, and if you didn’t care you’d already been done left.

That doesn't make you cool in most societies.

Can I join you?

Do you have a tip?

kinky

kinky indeed

Stop fucking with me kaya, because you knew damn well what you were putting yourself into tryna talk shit about what I am or not. So unless you wanna start more shit, be my guest. But until then stop talking

I read it as "stop fucking me kaya" first

HELP 😭

kinky~ (i was going to write that but sadly it wasn't)

I cooked

You guys shouldnt be

“MMM HARDER DADDY!~” “SON?! 😨”

YYUUURRR

What on earth did i jus4 read

…

don’t worry abt it 😪

quotebook

RRRAAHHHHHHHH

YES

See, we get each other 😁

Poor Sir Pen though :( (he's too innocent to get the sex jokes)

:D

The Minecraft head fellow has a small dick

AND THEN A BIG OILED UP BLACK MAN SHAKES HIS BARE ASS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA

dead

Wsg heroin

hey

Hello!

hi

Bro they’re so over dramatic

Whom?

who

Fucking everyone

solid

whats goin on

nah i just was getting infinite popcorn

Amen

Can yall just make up it’s not that hard

who

From whom or where...?

Idk 😭😭😭😭

wait ethan do you know who toasts mad at

Everyone basically

what happened?

Can we talk on wje crew

sure

but my wje crew is weird so you gotta like refresh to see my new messages

i told ethan what happended

j an fyi

dead

lol yeah

siiiiiii

Whee how’d the drama go guys?

im still not even sure what happened lmao

hi mal<3

heyy ry

hru

im alright

hbu

TL;DR everyone tried to save toast from Rylee by excessively insulting her and then Kaya came in and said something to Madi and Natalie and then everyone shifted over to insulting her

im gooddd

jake do you endorse the trunk monkey

And it was just a whole fuckfest of drama lmao

"save toast"??

trunkey

i can tell lmao

goood

They don’t want him to date her

ohh

they all think imma hurt him nd they dont want me dating him

oh damn

yeah

wait who are the 4 ppl toast mentions on his post that needa apologize?

madi wade nd herion idk the last one

ohh okay

thats what i think the ppl are idk for sure though

i see

r u mad at me for dating him mal?

no

BRUH

YALL

NEED TO LEARN

HOW TO NOT ARGUE

Personally I am absolutely appalled and utterly disgusted at the fact that you are in a relationship with him

Jk jk

lmao

I am worried though

Cause yk young love doesn’t really last

ok then yall can worry js leave our relationship be bro.

im sick of the insults

thats not gonna get us anywhere.

How about NONE of us edate on a jokes website

Exactly

Good idea

This has never ended well lmao

yeah im kinda worried too j cus young online relationships can be hard but i also respect that its your guys' decisions nd i cant do anything about it

lmao

nd im also not against it

I’m not against it but um

this is the aproach that wouldve been better thank you mal.

I think it can be fun but you gotta be prepared for when it inevitably fails

yeah np i totally get when ppl try to be bitches over dating

and we are but so far its going good.

Hasn’t it been like 2 days

like my whole church is against my bf nd i being together j cus they can be

so i get it

so if yall can PLEASE just not say shit abt it thank you

why are they against is

cus we're young

Me and Madi hit 6 months this month ☺️

nd "moving too fast"

yayayayayayay

I avoid any contact with the opposite gender for a reason

this month will be a year since liam first told me he liked me

(He’s gay)

NO IM NOT

LMAO

but its been like 5 months since we actually got together

Then what’s the damn reason

Are you a monk practicing self control?

yes

that must be it

Are you just super sexist?

No

I think you’re just gay

They avoid me

maybe hes allergic to the feminine-ness of the opposite gender

Maybe they’re gay

He’s allergic to cooties

maybe we're all closeted gays nd we j dont know it

If I was gay how would you react

ewwww cootiesssss

"oh"

Everyone’s a little queeeeer, why can’t she be a little straight

(Weezer reference

(oh okay lmao i was confused for a sec)

my brothers crying cus my dad is taking him somewhere semi formal nd my dad made him dress semi formally

LMAO

well jake we know youre gay for wade

lol

its not even bad like hes wearing dress shorts nd a nice sweater material sweatshirt w a button down shirt under it

i think all the guys on this website is gay for wade

oh thats not that bad

Yes lol

it isnt but hes like throwing a tantrum over it

yet he was fine w wearing it to church this morning 💀

This is what happens when you moderate a website and have a long distance girlfriend guys

im over here js in shorts nd longsleeve shirt

lmao at this point he might as well be 100% gay since hes pulling all the guys

ur brother look like this??

HI GUYS

i hate wearing shorts lmao

Friday was 14 hours

HII

14 FUCKIN HOURS HOW

thankfully not

mine is 15 hours

jake tf

GEEZ LEO

get some sleep jake

oml

lmao im debating on changing bc the shorts are too big

mine is long because i barely sleep

I CANT

pills

I DONT WANT TO

lmao im wearing leggings nd an oversized tshirt nd a massive zip up sweatshirt

also i kind of have a youtube channel and im always filming

so

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH

oooohhh

thats why it’s so long

Ooh really?

brb imma change into sweat pants

That’s what he said

yes

my last week average was 3 hours nd 5 minutes

What’s the channel name?

it would be higher if i used wje on my phone rather than my computer though

i don’t want to share that on here

Makes sense haha

No worries!

but maybe i will down the line i just don’t feel like showing my face rn

Aren’t you edatinf

im back

hiiii rylee

hii leoo

when i was in 3rd grade my friend nd i were convinced wed start a yt channel nd be famous one day lmao

heyy

hii

my little sister is super excited cus shes wearing a lil dress thats says yay on it lmao

Long distance ;)

It came to my race, I wasn’t gonna hold back as immature as that sounds.

🤦‍♀️

lmao

DON’T you “🤦‍♀️” ME, IT’S LONG DISTANCE!

💀

oh

same shit

Bbuuutttt didn’t you guys meet onlineee?

EXACTLY

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

Yeah, but now it’s long distance ;)

I don’t understand what the difference is

😪

me neither

Ry

E dating is just a type of long distance

But we’re not really e dating, now are we Natalie?

hm

Ooookkkayyyy, is there a possible chance I can e date Michael b Jordan ?

Hit him up and see

Toast check WJE crew

I zont know

imagine edating

fr

I already tried his insta dms multiple times. He blocked me.

He’s playing hard to get 🙄

You have that effect on men

Nnooo cus I blocked them first

men avoid me

men are chill w me

ded

ed

ped

Dead cat

bed

not the catttt

pussy

its hairy

siiii

siii

i love chobani

guysssss my batteries are coming in tomorrow so i can finally use my keyboard againnnnn

im so frickin excited

ayayyaayyaayyayayaayayyayaayayayay

im gladddd!!!

my mom found out about the site and took my computer 😀

oh damn

she doesn’t give a fuck i said i was leaving

damn..

but she went through some of the posts and she makes inside jokes and you guys

like she knows who jake and wade is

lmfaoo

i’m joking

but it would be weird

if she knew them?

yes

lmao

my mom can’t speak english she doesn’t know what tf yall are yapping about

okok good

lmao

would be bad if she did

TEA

YEA

YEA

TEA

GUYS SO THERES A WEBSITE I USE FOR MUSIC CUS INSTEAD OF HAVING THE ACTUAL NOTES IT J HAS THE LETTERS (cus i cant read sheet music for the life of me)

ND I FOUND

ALL THE SMALL THINGS

BY BLINK 182

Hello

hi

How are you?

im good hbu

BLINKKKK OMLLLLL

Why are so many songs about sex?

They need to chill a little

those are the good songs

jkjk

idk

lmao

Bible bio indeed

IM SAD NOW CUS IT ONLY HAS THE BEGINNING

imma cry now

I saw a lady highlight things in her bible

LIKE WTF IS THIS

WHERES THE REST OF THE FUCKIN SONG

hey guys im back

hey guys im back

hey guys im back

“Turn the lights off, carry me home!” What?

Salutations

look up the lyrics, its actually rlly sweet

it was written abt his gf

nd im pretty sure he married her

if i remember right

yes he married her

Wsp

Why do the #s mean again? (What do you play then)

DADDY

yess i remembered right

I have a good idea now, thanks daddy guy

Wsp

daddy guy

He ig?

its piano, theyre sharp notes (the black ones)

Yw*

what u talking bout

piano

Oh kk

ooo i found cant help falling in love!

yayayayay

ITS NOT JUST ON PIANO

yeah ik, shy also asked what im playing

ITS ON ALL INSTRUMENTS THAT HAVE SHARPS

i was saying what i was playing nd then specified what the # is

also that song seems really easy to play

also that song seems really easy to play

AHHH THERES ALSO NUMB BY LINKIN PARK

it is

i j played it on my phone w no trouble

i play the flute

which is saying smth cus piano is a PAIN on the phone

I play guitar

SON?

i dont have the patience to learn an instrument lmao

which is why i do piano

Y'all I just got off the millennium falcon ride at disney

cus its easy af

as long as you do simple songs ofc

how was it

Fire

did you fuck chewbacca

Cool

nice

hold on brb

You actually get to control it

I got to press buttons and pull levers

OH I DID THAT ONE I THINK

I wanna get green milk

It's at Hollywlod studios

He’s nasty

Hollywood

MY STICK

THE SONG

Mystick

yeah it seems familiar

My stick is better than bacon

bacon is gross

Mhm mhm you can't touch my stick

okay now brb fr this time lmao

(I don't wanna)

WHYD YOU DRINK THAT CREATURES MILK? ITS GREEN! GOT ME SICK

Mhm mhm yeah you want my stick

Now that's a fire Listen son Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick! My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick? I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon

I do daddy!!

SON??

Exactly!

YESS!!

There was one about empire strikes back that was fire

It was by the same guy I think

SONNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I LOVE YOU DADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I just watched 2 first order stormtroopers harass someone in a wheelchair

Wait who’s my son? You or the other guy?

What?

It was wild

Me

???

based

Me! He’s an imposter!

Nuh uh

I wanna steal a helmet or a gun

Yes you are you orangutan

Fr

How did you know??

Unlike you, I have more than 0,000000000000001 IQ

Wow so much 😧😧😧😧😧😯😯😯

That's 1 stupid

No?

Yes

Take a good look at that

Have you ever had a maths lesson? I learnt that it 5th grade

How is 0,000000000000001 not 1

Simple math. I’m not going to explain it

The donkey names himself first, no offense intended.

Heroin Monkey, that's enough, i guess. There is no need to distribute the photo here.

sahhh

what