Ten year old jokes

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.