Temporal paradox jokes

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...