How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
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How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Why did the little girl cry twice. Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Teddy
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
