Technoblade Jokes

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Orphan

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

Show

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

Minecraft

Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!

Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!

Pig

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Dream

Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.

Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).

Orphan

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Orphan

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Orphan

Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.

Guys, they weren’t always orphans!

Orphan

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?