Newest Teaching Jokes - Page 4

I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you

Son - Dad I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?

Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."