Mexican food jokes

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

Chimichanga.

Tamales.

What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?

A mind-blowing bean burrito.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Let's taco about something.

I don't want to taco about myself.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?