Mexican food jokes

Tamales.

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?

A mind-blowing bean burrito.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

I don't want to taco about myself.

Let's taco about something.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Why do Mexicans eat tacos?

Because they're border hoppers.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

What are Mexicans' favorite sport?

Mexican Comedy Week

Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

Chimichanga.