Tamales.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.