Tailor jokes

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.