Tackle

Tackle jokes

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”