Syphilis jokes
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Memes
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
