How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why dont Orphans go to the park?
Because they're parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
creeper, aww man today we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side
why did sally fall off the swing?..........because she got shot .............dumb bitch
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
How did peter cottontail get swing on he made love to alice in wonderland.
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
