Sweet Home jokes
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.