Sweet Home jokes

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

What song can't orphans sing?

"Sweet Home Alabama."

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA