Sundown jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?

A Sundown Smackdown.