Sundown jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?

A Sundown Smackdown.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

My day started out great until I woke up.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".