Sundown jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?

A Sundown Smackdown.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Insomnia.

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

My day started out great until I woke up.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".