Sundown jokes

What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?

A Sundown Smackdown.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)