Sun Tzu

Sun Tzu Jokes

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu