Suicide rate jokes

If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?

Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.