Happy Husband

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  • If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?

    Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slowpoke. The phrase goes "happy wife, happy life" to keep the peace. The joke flips the script using dark stats to say if a husband isn't kept happy, someone's catching hands. You probably overcooked your microwave dinner reading this.

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