Suck off jokes

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What sucks but doesn't suck?

Vacuums!

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.