Suck off jokes

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

What sucks but doesn't suck?

Vacuums!

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD