Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
I don't trust atoms....They always make stuff up....
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
