Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
