Studio jokes

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.