Stripper

Stripper Jokes

Coconut

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

So she could have someone to call daddy.

Bag

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Bungee Cord

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

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  • Giant

    How are giants and strippers alike?

    They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

    Bar

    I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

    Light

    How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

    At least 13 because my basement is still dark.