Stewie griffin jokes

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

Oh, neither did he.