Stewie griffin jokes

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

God: “Steven, join us.”

*sees the staircase to heaven*

Steven: “Shit.”

You know what’s impossible?

Steven Walking.

God: “Steven, join us.”

Sees the staircase to Heaven.

Steven: “Ahh, fu-”