Steven halkings jokes

Steven Hawking

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.

God: “Steven, join us.”

*sees the staircase to heaven*

Steven: “Shit.”

God: “Steven, join us.”

Sees the staircase to Heaven.

Steven: “Ahh, fu-”