Steven halkings jokes

Steven Hawking

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.