how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
So Steven Hawking wake into a bar... Just kidding
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Most people age up on there birthdays, Stephen levels up
How does Steven have sex enter backs space wnter back space
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll" Out.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, had no tell whatsover.
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephan Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills He just couldn’t figure out who
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to heaven. God had not built a ramp yet......or an escalator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
