Stephan hawking

Stephan Hawking Jokes

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

Chair

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Song

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.