Stephan hawking jokes
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD