Stephan hawking jokes
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)