WiFi router jokes

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.