WiFi router jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."

*darned autocorrect*

"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.