WiFi router jokes

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.