When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.