Fright jokes

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.