Fright jokes

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!