I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Are you a haunted house? Because Iām going to scream when Iām in you! š«
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
