Fright jokes

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."