Fright jokes
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are you a haunted house? Because I鈥檓 going to scream when I鈥檓 in you! 馃槴
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Don't scare me! I poop easily!