Fright

Fright Jokes

Experience

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Dream

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.

Guy

Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."

Soul

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!