what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
Q: DO YOU KNOW THE QUADRATIC FORMULA? A: DUHHH! Comment: THEN SOLVE IT! Formula: -b+ - square root b^2 - 4 ac/2a
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
why is Stephen hawkings so square headed because he forgot to shut minecraft down
How do you an anglish man in Quebec : a square head
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
