Spinner jokes

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.