What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂