Spiderman

Spiderman Jokes

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Orphan

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Calendar

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

Orphan

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Orphan

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Emo

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Month

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

Similarity

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Orphan

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

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  • Gwen

    I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂