Spiderman jokes
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)