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Bathroom

105 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
A man with reflective sunglasses is looking up at text that says, "Remember 'sperm wars' in the bathroom after lunch in middle school? We would go back to class sticky af lol we was wildin."
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    • Hole

    44 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A meme featuring NBA player LeBron James looking confused or displeased, with the logo for 'Stake' below him. Underneath is a comments section. The first comment reads, 'LeBron can you pay for my college tuition.' Below this, in larger text, is the phrase 'Duality of man.' The second comment reads, 'Fill my holes with lesperm.'
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    • Lib

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A red background with multiple floating skulls depicted as sperm. One is on fire and is saying "I can't wait to grow up and own the libs like daddy." Another is saying "Hoss, we're in a Costco rotisserie chicken" with the Costco logo below.
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    • Wife

    269 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    The image shows a still from the movie Ratatouille where Remy, the rat chef, is experiencing intense sensory pleasure from food, indicated by the vibrant colors and swirling patterns around him. The text at the top reads: 'when you mix your dead wife's eggs with your now dead son's sperm and drink the mixture without feeling bad about it because it's technically not cannibalism'
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    • Ohio

    59 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

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    A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'
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    • Pregnancy

    112 views · Crackpot69 · 4 years ago

    What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"

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