Spa jokes

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

what is the fastest country? iran.

The S in America stands for safe.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX.